I've lived on the East Coast for most of my life, but I moved to Minnesota last summer for personal reasons. In the winter, I visited Chicago, and late this spring, I drove to Maryland to visit some relatives and pick up the last of my belongings that I'd stashed there. But at the end of this summer, I traveled halfway across the country twice, to go to two different science fiction conventions.
At the left are the physical objects I brought back from WorldCon, the 2026 World Science Fiction Convention. Well, I forgot to include the T-shirt I received for donating blood via the Heinlein Society blood drive, but everything else is there: My badge (both versions) with ribbons and two pins, three used books I picked up, and an earcuff. At right are my Armadillocon badge and the program.
WorldCon/LACon V: Los Angeles, California
I flew here since it would have taken 6 days just for the driving back and forth. That was pretty uneventful. The big mistake was coming early enough to see some L.A. attractions and not renting a car, since it takes a long time to get anywhere and Lyft is super expensive because of that. My partner and I spent over $100 going back and forth to the L.A. County Museum of Art, awesome though it was. If I'd wanted to go to Disney right next to the Anaheim Convention Center, where WorldCon was, going early would've been worth it. Happily, it was still worthwhile, since friend Juan Sanmiguel had a car and was willing to drive to the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures (which was very interesting) and the Getty Villa (beautiful art museum), but sitting idle around the con hotel for a few days would have been fairly frustrating.
One thing about the Anaheim Hilton that was awesome, however, was its fitness center, which was in the basement and huge, with lots of different kinds of aerobic and weightlifting machines, like a full-service gym. I went there Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, enjoying the options, before the con started and I became too busy. (There was an outdoor pool, but it was small, and full of kids every time I looked.)
On Sunday or Monday, I forget which, we had dinner with Juan at In-n-Out; it was my first time there, and I had mine Protein-Style, i.e. wrapped in iceberg lettuce instead of a bun; it was fine, but I don't see why people enthuse so much over it. Another night, we had dinner with friends at a very good Mexican restaurant; the chili verde pork was quite tender and tasty. On Wednesday, we had supper with my friend/client Greg Wilson (Arvan Eleron) and his daughter at the hotel. On Thursday morning, as the con was about to start, we had breakfast with Jennifer Brozek, and I had an incredibly tasty omelet sandwich thing. Most of the other meals I had at the con were breakfast bars or sandwiches in the room. However, there was also a very tasty and nutritious tilapia bowl that I got from a food truck outside the con, and a delicious, nutritious salmon bowl that I got at the Native restaurant inside the airport on Tuesday.
Why Two Versions of my LACon V Badges?
This year, not only did I participate on WorldCon panels, I also helped out the photography team, not taking photos (except for
a series of cell snaps at the Ig Nobel awards readings) but rather getting caption information from people that my Skiffy and Fanty colleague, Paul Weimer, was taking photographs of with his good Canon camera and lenses. Paul was the Area Head of Photography for this convention. I also added caption information to a number of photos that had been posted to the
WorldCon account on Flickr. So, I had my regular WorldCon badge with a Program Participant ribbon, but also, WorldCon issued me a STAFF badge with a "Photography Team" ribbon, plus a nice, solid, metal brooch with wings on either side of a star, which says LAcon V Staff on the bottom. Also, Paul's "boss" Olav Rokne, who
has been Head of Photography at a previous WorldCon and was the Division Head of Promotions and Marketing this year, gave me a coppery pin that says LAcon V: Thanks, with an image of Fuzzy, the channel island fox who was the mascot for LAcon V. I suppose that the idea behind having two badges was that if a staffer was rushing someplace and didn't want to be stopped by people asking "where is thing?", they could flip to their "civilian" badge to appear to be less of an authority/information figure.
Hugo Awards
Ursula Vernon/T. Kingfisher was the master of ceremonies for the Hugo awards, and she did a great job entertaining the panel with semi-horrific animal facts when technical problems delayed the program for about half an hour, plus later glitches. I was also quite happy that the names of all the finalists had been prerecorded by someone who sounded like a pro, who did not obviously glitch anybody's name. As usual, I strongly agreed with some of the winners and strongly disagreed with the results of some other votes, but nearly all of them were reasonable; you can see
the winners here.
My WorldCon Panels
Back in mid-August,
I wrote about the 7 panels that I was going to be on at WorldCon. I think I did pretty well on The Fan Hugo Categories (my only virtual panel), Poetry Deathmatch! (I was eliminated early but came up with some doggerel that the audience seemed to enjoy), Leading Ladies: Women in Early Science Fiction and Fandom (I talked about really early writers, including Mary Shelley and Marie Corelli), Critiquing the Critics (which made me feel more of a hack reviewer than a real critic, but I'll keep working on it). But I was really happy with the last three panels:
Inconceivable! The Game Show of Nerdery and Nonsense -- I've been listening to this show for years on The Incomparable podcast, so I was thrilled to participate! I was on a team with John Coxon, who's on another podcast I listen to, Octothorpe, and award-winning author with Catherynne M. Valente, and we ended up working together really well. I actually managed to "Liz" my way to an answer (talking about seeming irrelevancies until the real answer popped into my head), and John said he actually saw the light bulb go on in my head. There should be a recording, so The Incomparable should release this eventually.
Live Podcast: The Skiffy and Fanty Show - Strange New Selves! -- I moderated this panel and had a very interesting discussion on this topic with Jennifer Brozek, Brandon O'Brien, and Paul Weimer. But I had another panel right after this one, so Paul stuck around to get a copy of the recording from a tech guy, after being directed to two successive rooms to find him. We'd been advised that this would be better/safer than trying to get a link/download from con staff at a later time. I've done a rough edit on the recording and turned it over to Shaun Duke, so he should release the podcast on the Skiffy and Fanty feed sooner or later.
Sidewise Awards/But What If the Other Side Won? Alternate Histories -- my initial inner reaction when Programming suggested this panel for me was a lack of enthusiasm, because it sounded a little bit 101-level, plus the military framing. However, Gideon Marcus was going to be the moderator, and we've had several friendly interactions, and Ronald D. Moore was going to be on the panel, and I thought, when else am I going to have a chance to meet RDM? As it happened, I briefly met RDM on the night of the Hugo Awards, when I was helping with the pre-Hugos posed photos, but he had some kind of work emergency on Monday and couldn't come to any panels. However, the person who stepped in for him was Olav, who wo I mentioned above and who writes the Unofficial Hugo Book Club blog with his wife, Amanda Wakaruk, the pair of whom I've enjoyed spending time with at previous WorldCons. Anyway, Olav and I turned out to have great rapport together on this panel, building on each other's ideas and energizing each other. At one point, when someone in the audience asked what if Elvis hadn't died, I referred to "the historical documentary, 'Bubba Ho-Tep,'" and Olav said he was about to say almost the same thing, and we high-fived. It was great!
Other things
I attended a lot of other panels, too, but I've waited too long to write this report. On the online program, "My Schedule" no longer shows what I picked to attend. I'm not inclined to scroll through the program, which has 1,735 items on it, just to remind myself of what else I attended. I did have a very full and fun WorldCon, however!
My partner and I had about a week to partially catch up with life and recover after getting back from L.A. Then we were off again!
Armadillocon: Austin, Texas
Having the printed program guide for Armadillocon was invaluable, because the new Austin hotel that they'd moved to was full of dead spots where it was difficult to get any cellphone signal, via hotel wifi, so I hear (which I didn't want to touch anyway), or my Verizon data. The program included the full schedule, with dates and locations, so I was able to navigate to the panels and readings that I wanted to attend without much difficulty.
My Armadillocon badge lacks any ribbons, since I wasn't on any programming there. My partner was, though; a friend had been trying to get him down to Texas for the con for years. This year, they invited him onto six panels, and there was the added bonus that I had gone to college at Trinity University in San Antonio, just an hour and a half or so farther south. Two of my friends who live in S.A. were inspired to come attend the con, so we spent some good time together there.
We got to Austin late Thursday afternoon, in time to grab a bite and then stake out the
Congress Avenue Bridge to watch thousands of bats go out to hunt insects, as they do every night after sunset. This is very cool and interesting! If anyone had been selling merchandise, I would have loved to buy a bat ballcap, since I forgot to take a sun-blocking visor to Texas, but the only strolling merchants were a guy and his kid selling cold drinks and bat toys/keychains. I put a couple of T-shirts on a wishlist online, but the temptation has faded. Later, we noticed that the con hotel was next to Austin Community College, whose mascot is the River Bat. There was a tower with River Bats and lots of purple bat silhouettes painted on it. But their merch didn't appeal to me. Just as well.
Since this was my first Armadillocon and I wasn't on any panels, I'll talk about all the ones I attended:
Friday:
Welcome to Armadillocon! with Paul Weimer, and two of the three of Scott Bobo, Kasey Lansdale, and Howard Carter. The moderator Devon Foster and one of the others didn't attend, but I didn't catch the names of the two besides Paul, whom I've known for a long time through Skiffy and Fanty. Paul, who had never been to Armadillocon, asked the other two leading questions about the con, and the audience also helped.
Holding the Line on AI, with Paul Weimer, Aaron de Orive, Stina Leicht, and Jayme Lynne Blaschke. Some of the panelists were adamant against using AI and all of them were at least cautious. There was significant pushback from some audience members who think it's OK in some cases, which panelists refuted, so it was a very lively panel.
Reading: Darcie Little Badger read from her new book, Children of Owl, which will be released Oct. 6. I'm planning to review it for Skiffy and Fanty.
Shakespeare and Succession Drama, with Elizabeth Cobbe, Patrice Sarath, C.S. Humble, David Hopkins, and Paul Weimer. Panelists talked about their favorite historical plays by Shakespeare and what modern writers can learn from them: Go for the gusto!
Saturday:
Breakfast buffet at the con hotel. Reasonably tasty, very reasonably priced. Going down in the elevator, I chatted briefly with Elizabeth Moon, whose Paksennarion/Gird books I loved; I also enjoyed her Serrano space operas, starting with Hunting Party, a sort of "The Most Dangerous Game" in space. Entering the dining room, I realized that she didn't seem to be meeting anybody, so I invited her to join Paul, my two college friends and me. We had a lovely time talking with her. At first we were talking about basics of SFF with my college friends, then about the writing craft and publishing.
Eventually, I told her how I loved the Paksennarion and Gird books, and mentioned the worldbuilding bit where it was explained that the peasants had given food to refugees from across the ocean, as charity, and the refugees took this as tribute and became their overlords, leading to centuries of misunderstandings and resentments. Moon explained that this was actually taken from her own life knowledge, not just research, because she grew up among Hispanics, Anglos, and speakers of Nahuatl. The Nahuas were a gift-giving culture, where the ability to give food or other presents was a marker of one's status, and the Spanish conquistadors and later Anglos never really appreciated/understood that.
I also brought up how Gird's chronicler, Luap, had twisted his legacy by leaving things out of the histories he wrote. We talked about who gets to tell the stories, what gets remembered, and how that affects culture. All this was a really great conversation, and probably the highlight of my Armadillocon.
Reading: Marshall Ryan Maresca read from a work in progress that is not part of his Maradaine series. Fun worldbuilding and social maneuvering.
Space Tries to Kill You, with William Frank (NASA Chief Training Officer), with Stina Leicht, William Ledbetter, and MC Gallup aka Plum Parrott. Martha Wells was also scheduled to be on this panel, but unfortunately, she broke her wrist and didn't attend the con at all. The panel was still fun, as Frank introduced various scenarios and asked the authors how they'd deal with it.
The Cruel Magic of Wishes, with Clayton Hackett, Tonia Ransom, Mariana Colin, Paul Weimer, and Rhonda Eudaly. Panelists discussed wishes gone wrong, devil's bargains, and more.
What You Should Have Read This Year, with Jeremy Brett, Clayton Hackett, Ellie Blackwood, Paul Weimer, and Skyler Gray. Pretty self-explanatory.
There were several panels after those that sounded really interesting, but we went to dinner with Stina Leicht and one of my college friends, at Bombay to Kathmandu, very tasty! Then, early to bed.
Sunday:
The Story behind my "United States 1906 Mint Set" by Kurt Baty. I'm not particularly into numismatics, but I do enjoy history, and we did hear some interesting stories. Baty also showed several examples of asking an AI chatbot (I forget which one, since they're all evil) questions that it had answered both confidently and incorrectly.
To the Moon, Mars, and Asteroids, a presentation on Artemis and other probes by John K. Gibbons, a JPL volunteer ambassador.
Reading: Stina Leicht read from a work in progress, the third set in the Persephone Station/Loki's Ring universe.
Geek Pictionary, with Randee Dawn, A.T. Campbell, A. Lee Martinez, Scott Bobo, Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam, David Hopkins, and Ariel Burgess. This was great fun! The audience was told the category each time, and then the drawing proceeded. I was very proud of two lucky guesses I made in the Books category: Someone drew a hand, and I guessed The Left Hand of Darkness, and someone drew some stars, and I guessed The Stars Our Destination.
Storytelling as a Game Master vs as an Author, with Ryan Leslie, Aaron de Orive, Viven Jackson, Nikhil Prabala (the rival team captain in my Inconceivable! game show panel at WorldCon), and Paul Weimer. No big surprises here, but fun to listen to, all the same.
Final reading: Bruce Sterling. He was the toastmaster, and this was sort of the equivalent of closing ceremonies at other conventions. He said a little about the con, and about his friendship and collaboration with the late Howard Waldrop. He read an unpublished short story that they had written together, set in medieval Japan, about an investigator searching for a missing prince. The reading had been scheduled for 50 minutes, and I started getting a little restless about an hour in, but settled down as the story intensified. It ended up being nearly two hours long, but I didn't regret it, because they really nailed the ending of their story. A strong theme was Mono No Aware, a Japanese idiom expressing wistfulness about the impermanence of things (in this case, transition between different rulers and ways of life). As I said, this story is unpublished. If you want a science fiction take on the concept. I highly recommend Ken Liu's "Mono No Aware," which you can
read at Lightspeed Magazine.
Dealer's room and art show: I visited both a couple of times. Unusually, the two shows were far apart instead of adjacent. I saw several sketches at the art show that I wouldn't have minded bidding on, except that my walls are already pretty well covered with various photos, posters, and artwork. But I did pick up three used books: Ishmael, by Barbara Hambly, since I couldn't find the copy I thought I had, before WorldCon, so I hadn't been able to ask her to sign it; The Lion Game, by James H. Schmitz, my favorite Telzey Amberdon novel; and The Big Knockover: Selected Stories and Short Novels, by Dashiell Hammett, since I've read a couple of his novels but I don't have anything of his in print.
After Armadillocon, my partner and I drove to S.A. and had dinner there with my two friends at La Fonda on Main, which was delicious, and strolled around the Trinity campus, which has seen a lot of changes since I was there. We stayed the night at one of my friends' houses. The next morning, my partner and I visited the
Japanese Tea Garden, a beautiful little park where I had an exciting and terrifying adventure back in college, and then we had breakfast at
Schilo's, a German delicatessen that brews its own root beer and serves delicious schnitzel, sausages, potato salad, biscuits and more. That's not my usual breakfast fare, but we didn't want to stick around for lunch.
The drive back home was long. On the second day, we had a delicious brunch at Scott's Kitchen and Catering at Hangar 29 in Kansas City, Missouri. I highly recommend the Bern Street Bowl with Burnt Ends. (Note: All meats here are assumed to be beef unless otherwise specified.) You might assume that burnt ends would basically be charcoal, but you would be wrong. Burnt Ends at Scott's are delicious, savory, melt-in-your-mouth brisket chunks that just have a little crispy blackening on one end. Yum!
We then drove to Des Moines, Iowa, which had a statehouse that was nicer than Texas' but less impressive than Oklahoma City's, both of which we had seen before Armadillocon, on the drive down (in Oklahoma) and the morning of the con's first day (Austin). But what left me gobsmacked was the
Civil War monument on the Iowa capitol grounds. It's huge, and on one side there's a figure that "portrays Iowa as a mother offering nourishment to her children." According to the Greater Des Moines Public Arts Foundation website, "Because a controversy developed over the location and artistic details of the monument, nearly 50 years passed before its dedication in 1945." I strongly suspect that this figure contributed to that controversy. Just look!
I think it's a slightly lost opportunity, because from that pose, it seems that the mother-figure should be a statue in the center of a fountain, with water (representing mother's milk) spouting from those proud, naked nipples. I can certainly see why some people would have been clutching their pearls over it! Iowa artist Harriet A. Ketcham’s design for the memorial was chosen out of nearly 50 submissions. The text above it says "Iowa, her affections, like the rivers of her borders, flow to an inseparable union." The text below it says "Iowa's tribute to the courage, patriotism and distinguished service of all her soldiers and sailors who fought in the war of the rebellion. 1861-1865." I'm told that Iowa had a higher proportion of people volunteering to fight (for the Union) than any other state.
Anyway, we went on to have some ice cream with Shaun Duke, which was very pleasant. Then we drove home and had a quick, easy supper of a pouch of Tasty Bite Madras Lentils split over 90-second rice, with some frozen cook-in-pouch spinach on the side.
And so, we have returned to normal life, sort of, although we're both catching up with a mountain of stuff that had been delayed while we were traveling. I have many books to read and review, and podcasts to edit, etc. It's time to settle back down and get to work!